Indian jokes
Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past ten...
Santa:Biwi se ladai khatm hui? Banta:gutne tek k ayi thi mere pas.Santa: usne gutne tek kr kya kaha?Banta:boli bed k niche se nikal aao,aab nhi marungi....
Santa ke jokes
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?Shopkeeper: Rs 500Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chah...
When santa and his wife filed an application for divorce.
The judge asked: 'how will you divide , you have 3 children?'
Santa's reply: OK! we'll apply NEXT YEAR...
Indian family jokes
...Dad: Which one?!
Son: 'Hanuman!'
*THE ROBOT SLAPS SON*
Son: Sheela ki Javani
Dad: jab mai tumhare jitna tha... tabh mai aasi movies nahi dekh ta tha!
*THE ROBOT SLAPS FATHER*
Mum: deakh lo! aap ka hi beta hai!
*Robert Slaps Mother!!!...