Sardar and sales man

Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
Yahi pe Dikha Do.

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Sardaji and bomb in car

Indian jokes of sardar ji
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Indian jokes Teacher and student masti

Indian jokes
Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

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Indian sardar ji and call center girl

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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santa aur uski biwi

Santa:Biwi se ladai khatm hui? Banta:gutne tek k ayi thi mere pas.Santa: usne gutne tek kr kya kaha?Banta:boli bed k niche se nikal aao,aab nhi marungi..:D

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Santa is buying

Santa ke jokes
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?Shopkeeper: Rs 500Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye

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Indian girl and santa

Indian jokes
1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi
Santa Ne Window Se Dekha
Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?


Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pil

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Santa ke chutkule in english

When santa and his wife filed an application for divorce.

The judge asked: 'how will you divide , you have 3 children?'

Santa's reply: OK! we'll apply NEXT YEAR...

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Indian family jokes

Indian family jokes

...Dad: Which one?!
Son: 'Hanuman!'
*THE ROBOT SLAPS SON*
Son: Sheela ki Javani
Dad: jab mai tumhare jitna tha... tabh mai aasi movies nahi dekh ta tha!
*THE ROBOT SLAPS FATHER*
Mum: deakh lo! aap ka hi beta hai!
*Robert Slaps Mother!!! ;P

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Who is Anna Hazare Sms

Ann Hazare Sms
Anna Ji second Gandhi of india. Fighting against corruption and for poors.
We love anna ji working for such noble cause.

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Santa In Bar India jokes

Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink.
      Fight is about to start.
      Bartender gives him a drink.
      Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink.
      Fight is about to start.
      Bartender again gives him a drink.
      Santa again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.
      Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?
      Naughty Santa: When you will ask for money.

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Sardar Ji Indian Jokes

Indian Jokes In Hindi

SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.

Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

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