Friday, October 28, 2011

Sardar and sales man

Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
Yahi pe Dikha Do.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Sardaji and bomb in car

Indian jokes of sardar ji
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Indian jokes Teacher and student masti

Indian jokes
Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Indian sardar ji and call center girl

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Friday, September 23, 2011

santa aur uski biwi

Santa:Biwi se ladai khatm hui? Banta:gutne tek k ayi thi mere pas.Santa: usne gutne tek kr kya kaha?Banta:boli bed k niche se nikal aao,aab nhi marungi..:D

Santa is buying

Santa ke jokes
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?Shopkeeper: Rs 500Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Indian girl and santa

Indian jokes
1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi
Santa Ne Window Se Dekha
Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?


Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pil

Santa ke chutkule in english

When santa and his wife filed an application for divorce.

The judge asked: 'how will you divide , you have 3 children?'

Santa's reply: OK! we'll apply NEXT YEAR...

Indian family jokes

Indian family jokes

...Dad: Which one?!
Son: 'Hanuman!'
*THE ROBOT SLAPS SON*
Son: Sheela ki Javani
Dad: jab mai tumhare jitna tha... tabh mai aasi movies nahi dekh ta tha!
*THE ROBOT SLAPS FATHER*
Mum: deakh lo! aap ka hi beta hai!
*Robert Slaps Mother!!! ;P

Friday, September 16, 2011

Who is Anna Hazare Sms

Ann Hazare Sms
Anna Ji second Gandhi of india. Fighting against corruption and for poors.
We love anna ji working for such noble cause.

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